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Seriously, It's there, try harder |
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Can I feel your balls? I miss mine |
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$50, do you think they are real? |
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I can help you break up with her |
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I devirginized the 40 yr old virgin |
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Its o.k, I don't remember your name either |
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Under paid, wanna help me meet my minimum? |
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Honey, I don't need you, I own batteries |
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Seriously,I'm not your type, not today or tomorrow |
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I like chocolate, and I'm not talking the food |
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Motion in the ocean, yeah, my ass |
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Eh, you'll work for tonight |
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He cheated, he's dead now :) |
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Batteries are better toys than boys |
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The rock, the wedding, the kids, the divorce, the money |
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I have an open relationship |
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Trust me, I've done ths before |
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I don't lie, I just withhold ALL the truth |
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Here's a juice box, suck yourself |
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