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Shut up Stupid!

Girls aren't People anyway!

Women are property and they're all mine!

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Tongue, Lip, No Teeth...

Its not rocket science.

I thought I was in love once, but it turned out to be gas.

Its not premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married.

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Redneck Peace Sign

I make alcoholism look sexy!

No thanks, I'd rather jerk off!

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I make drug addictions look sexy!

Verbally Abusive

If there's no grass growing on the field, play in the dirt!

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You can lose a lot of money chasing

women,

but you never lose women chasing

money.

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When you're on the rag, its blowjob week for me!

Hey! You should be nice to people because you have a big ass!

The only way to get over old pussy is with new pussy!

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You're the load your mother should have swallowed!

There's no "I" in team, but there is in bitch!

Hung like a Tic Tac

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No game, No play,

No action,

No nothing!

My dog loves peanut butter!

Shut up, before I bite your lips off your face!

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Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

You Motherless Fuck!

Women are like stamps...

Lick'em, Stick'em

and Send'em on their way.

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Poker... I just met her!

Two Pump Chump

Marriage Sucks!

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Terminally Single!

Midgets like peanut butter!

She thinks I'm rich!

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Born good looking, not rich.

I have a trampoline!

I fucked a fat chick...

Shut up, I know you have too!

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Compulsive Masturbator

A ring doesn't block the hole!

I respect the

"skanktity" of marriage!

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I will fuck with your head.

Take the girl,

just don't hurt me!

Nerds of today own

Lamborghini's of tomorrow.

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I think I snorted a line of philosophy.

Expert at pulling out!

Your wife is cheating on you.

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Bitches need Stitches!

Bitches with Stitches in Ditches

Fuck my Ex!

Everybody else has!

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Stop abortion.

Keep your knees together, Stupid.

Big Dick Attitude

I'm the next Larry Flint!

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Unemployable

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Beavers piss me off!

Multiple orgasms

don't hold a relationship together.

Do you accept

post-dated out of state checks?

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I'm wearing a thong,

but I think I have it on backwards!

WWJD?

He'd light your ass on fire

and send you to hell.

Unfortunately,

Racketeering, Extortion

and Collusion

aren't skills you can put on your

resume.

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I Think Racist Jokes are Funny!

Low Life

Mr. Everytime

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Guitarded

No Baggage

Hookers

Blow

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